War, Famine, Pestilence and Disco. Pure evil since 2004. Pure rubbish since slightly after that. Kneel before me, ye mortal minions, and electric boogaloo with fear.
28th July 2009 - old news has been archived (deleted) due to old age. on the subject of archives….
I've been digging around in the BIA salt mine / artistic archive and found a little ditty called SHEWOLVES OV LONDON buried under a load of copies of War Machine. After a quick buff and rinse, all is ready over at myspace. i present this track as an offering to you, my minions, in the hope that you will rejoice at the return of my oh-so-very-amusing writings in this 'ere bit of this website.
Next month i commence digging out the bathroom extension so i can fit the Graf Spee's jacuzzi i purchased from Uruguay the other day. I suspect my tunnelling shall turn up a couple of oldies for your listening displeasure. Probably a shitload of salt as well….
NOTHING! I'm free if anyone wants to book me. At least free in the sense of availible. I do prefer to be paid.
Contact biginalbania (at) hotmail dot com for further enquiries, you insolent fool!
BIA has appeared live more times than i can remember the dates for since 2005 with artists both local and touring such as: Fast Lady, V/Vm, Scorpio Scorpio, Mixomatosis, Solypsis, The Fez!, Cats Against The Bomb, Grabba Grabba Tape, Legion Of Legomen, People Like Us, Fuzzface, Nina Wright, Robot Ninja Dinosaur Bastards, Emo Hunter, Tryptomatik, 2 Rabbits, Amputee Cliniq and Hugh O'Donnell who put sandwiches up his bum.
Self released demo CD-Rs
(all in very limited numbers with poorly printed home made artwork)
The Eighties Movie Soundtrack Disaster - 6 track demo 2004
Pixel Dust - 10 track demo 2004
Escape From The Eighties Movie Soundtrack Disaster - 6 track demo 2004
Dance Like 1984 - 7 track compilation of previous demo tracks 2004
Live At Colchester Arts Centre - 1 track live set (not actual live recording) plus video 2005
The Eighties… + Escape From The Eighties - earlier demos compiled on one disc 2005
Official Self Released Big In Albania Albums
A Special Dedication - 5 track limited edition for friends only in honour of an engagement 2005
The Eighties Movie Soundtrack Disaster: Director's Cut - 7 selected tracks from demo version plus video2005
Split - split EP with Chau Project, 2 BIA tracks + video 2005
Please Recycle - 15 track album 2007
Iconoplastic - Digital Vomit compilation of odds and ends, downloable again soon.
Unreleased
Untitled 3rd Eighties Movie demo - mentioned on Escape from… sleeve, doesn't actually exist at all!
Pop Will Sh*t Itself - unfinished demo, abandoned due to poor quality of tracks, would have been finished 2006.
Some mp3 files are in existance with the album infomation in the ID tag file despite nothing ever being released physically.
Videography
A Beginning Is A Very Delicate Time - first played live may 2005. Appears on all versions on The Eighties Movie Soundtrack Disaster and now downloadable
Devil Turds Of Love - unfinished live set 2005. appears on Split
Christmas Special - 2005 live show, christmas themed
The Last Gasp - 2007 live show, smoking ban themed
Videos for other artist's songs
Daft Punk - "Technologic" 2005
Negativland - "You Must Respect Copyright" 2005
Passenger of Sh*t - "W@nk My F@rting Fanny Vomit" 2006
Machine Rock - "The White Suit" 2008
all made without permission from the artists involved.
I DESTROYED DISCO - http://m-pi.com/digitalvomit/dvr021.zip
see the releases page for more info.
PLEASE RECYCLE - the gesarmkunstwerk you've all been waiting for, downloadable for a limited time only!
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=F8KB50HY
http://www.m-pi.com/digitalvomit/dvr018.zip
see the releases page for more info.
http://hallo-excentrico.blogspot.com/ contains two high quality BIA eps at a non-existant price.
click here for myspace, you weak pathetic fools!
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