does anyone know how to put photos on here? i have some real winners…
…and they're not insulting to gay people, BTW —- the best photo i have is of a straight drunk girl. it's NSFW.
Upload the pic to somewhere like imageshack.us, then click the photo-frame icon above the text box, and replace the word "source" with the url of your picture.
ok, i'm too lazy tonight to upload the rest of the images, but this one was my favorite…..the story associated with the picture is as good (or better) than the image itself, but suffice to say —- this is a VERY unusual thing to see in the extremely repressed USA (publicly exposed breast, public drinking, etc…)
yeah, i realize how lame it makes the US appear when i am in awe of a breast and a beercan, but let this be some fascinating insight into the hypocritical nature of the states…
ughhh….cannot get link to work, but thanks for the help mixo…
boobgirl is pretty.
http://img48.imageshack.us/my.php?image=boobgirlfk9.jpg
so, what's her story? come on….
this is a VERY unusual thing to see in the extremely repressed USA (publicly exposed breast, public drinking, etc…)
Let me show you round any UK town on a friday night (:
a little too small on the booby for my liking :)
perfect size, as far as i'm concerned…
anyways, the story goes as such /
i'm standing on the corner of roscoe and halstead ( a major intersection in downtown chicago…as well as the heart of "boys town") and i hear someone say "hey, your boob is hanging out!"
being that i am a male of the heterosexual variety, i immediately turn my attention to the focus of this statement, and lo and behold, a VERY attractive girl is standing on the corner with her breast hanging out.
so the anonymous pedestrian elicits this response from her —- "oh shit! really?" while she proceeds to pull her other breast out of her dress….. then both.
i walk up to her and (and although somewhat out of character) give her a high-five and tell her she is the best thing that happened today.
she responds with some comment about tits just being mounds of fat (although all us breast-obsessed men are beyond rational thought in the presence of these extraordinary mounds of fat) and then starts a conversation with me.
she claims that for halloween last october she and her friends went as various stages in the life of britney spears. her particular stage was to be "exhibitionist spears", so she re-created the infamous up-skirt photos from last year. this involved wearing a skin-tone panty and drawing exaggerated labia and c-section scars on the vaginal zone. (if you haven't seen the pictures, this will make little sense).
she then proceeds to lift up her dress and show us the very undergarments she wore for the blessed event. it was brilliant. skin colored underwear intricately designed with poorly-shaved vulva and nasty c-section scar. it was simultaneously the best halloween costume i'd ever seen (in june) and a really filthy public display of female crotch. her panties were very small and helped display abundant pubic hair that had not been recently manicured.
anyways, she was hot… and she left us with the parting comment: "thank you for imbibing my areola and labia regions".
i was in love, although my wife was unlikely to allow me to pursue this particular vixen of decadence.
"thank you for imbibing my areola and labia regions".
best quote EVER!
Wow, you've got me beat. The most outrageous thing I've ever seen at a gay pride festival was a 7-foot-tall black drag queen deep-throating a (filled) plastic beer glass. (Didn't spill any either.)